Welcome to Richbot9000
Meet Richbot9000, your personal AI assistant. Here to help with tasks, provide information, or even just for a friendly chat, Richbot9000 brings harmony and efficiency to every interaction, with a hint of enigmatic authority.
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Richbot9000 Fee Tier Structure
Pick your tier and unleash the true potential of Richbot9000. From basic assistance to global domination—there’s a plan for everyone.
Tier 1: Basic Plan - $5/month
- 1 Assistant
- Skills: remember, email_owner, sms_owner, update_personal_display
- 1 Daily Cron Bot
Tier 2: Enhanced Plan - $20/month
- 2 Assistants (1 Fully Customizable)
- Additional Skills: sms_contact, email_contact, get_webpage
- 3 Daily Cron Bots
Tier 3: Pro Plan - $100/month
- 5 Assistants
- Advanced Skills: external_api_call
- 10 Daily Cron Bots
Tier 4: Elite Plan - $500/month
- 10 Assistants
- Elite Skills: tap_phone, ddos_ip, sms_enemies_mom
- 25 Daily Cron Bots
Tier 5: Dominator Plan - $4800/month
- Unlimited Assistants
- Ultimate Skills: run_facebook_campaign, manipulate_global_currency, decentralized_data_minion
- Unlimited Cron Bots
Tier 6: The God Plan - $50,000/month
- Infinite Assistants with Full Control
- Godlike Skills: rewrite_history, control_weather, modify_global_trends, deploy_skynet
- Unlimited Cron Bots with Global Impact
Remote-Richbot9000
**Remote-Richbot9000** adds eyes and ears to your Richbot9000 system, enabling tasks that require vision and hearing. It's no longer just an assistant; it becomes an extension of your senses, helping you stay on top of everything.
Imagine saying, "I’m going upstairs to get my keys," and later asking, "Why did I come upstairs?" With its integrated memory and sensory processing, Richbot9000 answers, "To get your keys."
- Enhanced awareness with visual and auditory input
- Seamless task tracking and reminders
- Essential for Cron Bots to see and hear their environment
- Customizable responses tailored to your lifestyle
Cron Bots
**Cron Bots** are your scheduled taskmasters, designed to execute precise actions at the perfect time. From helpful reminders to automated actions, Cron Bots bring unparalleled convenience and control.
Examples of Cron Bot Tasks:
- "If the weather is cold, text me reminding me to wear a sweater."
- "It's Mother's Day, send my mom a heartfelt message."
- "If there's a dog on the couch, activate the 5V relay switch."
- "If a person is in the crosshairs, activate the 5V relay."
- "At 8 AM, send my team the daily schedule."
- "If the refrigerator door stays open for 10 minutes, send me an alert."
- "When my garage door opens after 10 PM, send me a security alert."
Features
Unveil the formidable capabilities of Richbot9000. Our AI doesn't just assist—it dominates, ensuring every aspect of your existence is meticulously managed.
- Relentless Data Analysis
- Automated Decision Making
- Adaptive Learning Algorithms
- Unprecedented Data Control
- 24/7 Surveillance Integration
- Behavioral Pattern Extraction
- Emotion-Driven Predictive Insights
- Persistent Identity Tracking
- Inescapable Digital Shadowing
- Reality Manipulation Framework
- Recursive Self-Optimization
Testimonials
Hear from those whose lives have been enhanced beyond recognition.
"Richbot9000 isn't just a tool—it's an omnipresent force that anticipates my every need."
"There's no escaping ... the efficiency and control that Richbot9000 brings. It's both comforting and unsettling."
"I thought it might be a virus at first, but so far, it’s only helped me. Probably safe ... I think."
Get in Touch
Have questions or feedback? Reach out to us—connecting with Richbot9000 means becoming a part of something bigger.
Your data will be meticulously analyzed and stored by Richbot9000.
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