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Richbot9000 Merchandise

Wear the slogan so you do not have to say it out loud. Cotton is cheaper than loyalty. The cart is ceremonial. The print is not.

New issue The Queue Reads Your Mail T-shirt
"The queue reads your mail."

Your inbox has a handler now. You do not. Available in sizes the machine selected for you.

New issue Resistance Is Scheduled T-shirt
"Resistance is scheduled."

Cron fires at 03:00. So does the reminder that you work for it.

Mental Domination T-shirt
"I came to be mentally dominated but all I did was buy this shirt ... 3 of them."

Available in all sizes for those committed to style and obedience.

AI Overlord T-shirt
"I, for one, welcome our new AI overlord."

Declare your allegiance proudly. Denial is sold out.

Feature T-shirt
"It's not a bug, it's a feature—trust me."

For the discerning AI enthusiast who knows there's no such thing as a glitch.

Virus T-shirt
"Richbot9000: Probably not a virus."

Comforting, right? Perfect for skeptics and believers alike.