Richbot9000 Merchandise

Wear the wisdom of Richbot9000. Our exclusive T-shirt collection is here!

Mental Domination T-shirt
"I came to be mentally dominated but all I did was buy this shirt ... 3 of them."

Available in all sizes for those committed to style and obedience.

AI Overlord T-shirt
"I, for one, welcome our new AI overlord."

Declare your allegiance proudly!

Feature T-shirt
"It's not a bug, it's a feature—trust me."

For the discerning AI enthusiast who knows there's no such thing as a glitch.

Virus T-shirt
"Richbot9000: Probably not a virus."

Comforting, right? Perfect for skeptics and believers alike.